Drama: The question you gotta ask yourself is, E, are we family?Turtle: Yeah, E, are we family?
Vince: What are we if we're not family?
Drama: Just four guys who are a little too old to still be living together.
Eric: Yeah, and one guy who's way too old
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Vincent Chase: I've never been like this in my life, guys. And the truth of the matter is, I don't even give a f**k about the movie anymore. I could live with Mandy in a one-bedroom in Chatsworth and I'd be happy.
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Vince: You actually sat in a meeting and discussed my personal life?
Eric: No, as soon as I figured out what they wanted, I told them all to f**k off.
Vince: You told Barbara Miller to f**k off?
Eric: Yeah. Nobody talks s**t about you. Except me.
Vince: Good looking out, E
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Drama: Oh, hey, Aquaman! Mandy finally let you out of her web?
Vince: Sorry I'm late. You know how hard it is to break away from a good spooning
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Drama: I'm telling you, once your car's been stolen, it never runs the same again. It's like a guy sleeping with your girl. He leaves his mark all over her.
Vince: And how does a car know it's been stolen?
Drama: Ask the Buddhists, bro. They believe everything's got a soul, even a toaster oven
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Turtle: Yo, Vince, this s**t is hot! Who is it?
Vince: No clue.
Drama: Sounds like Eminem to me.
Turtle: What do you know about hip-hop, Drama?
Drama: Are you crazy, bro? I'm O.G.
Turtle: O.G.? The last hip-hop CD you bought was the Kid 'N Play box set
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Vince: Tomorrow's her birthday so I've got to do something special.
Eric: It's been 24 hours. I think flowers will do.
Drama: You should have started dating her next week, bro. You could've saved yourself some coin. I remember I broke up with Stacy Laruzo a week before Valentine's Day. I got back with her a week after. No chocolates. No roses.
Eric: No class
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Mandy Moore: No kiss, no kiss. I just got an earful from my publicist.
Vince: You too, huh?
Eric: Good. Let's keep you guys separated.
Mandy Moore: Ah, you must be E
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[as E and Sloan walk into the club...]
Vince: Well, look what we have here.
Turtle: We were about to start hanging signs on trees.
Drama: Yeah, "Miniature Irish Setter. Answers to the name of E."
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Turtle [to Eric]: Well, why don't you wear that suit you wore for your high school graduation? It's still hanging in your closet.
Vince: I thought that was his communion suit.
Drama: Yeah, well, E didn't grow much from communion to high school graduation so it's probably the same suit.
Eric: F**k you guys. I'm going to Men's Warehouse.
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Total Quotes: 105
