Vivian Quotes
Season 2, Episode 1: "Bzzzzzz"
Vivian: It was her father's. I'm sure it's teeming with fungus and microscopic bugs that feed on flakes of human skin, but she was fond of it.
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Vivian: You need a drink. Lily, give her your bag.
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Season 1, Episode 7: "Smell of Success"
Vivian: Lily doesn't believe in water anymore, she thinks it's a waste of a perfectly good tumbler.
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Vivian: I think it's brave to try to be happy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 5: "Girth"
Olive: Water, H2O.
Lily: In other words for Vodka?
Vivian: Aah! Chlorine! Lily used to say it was like bottled sunshine
Lily: Now it reminds me about kids with bladder controll
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Vivian: Is that clock right? It's 2 o'clock in the a.m.!?!
Lily: (scoffs) I'll get my gun.
Vivian: And I'll get the candy bowl
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vivian: I don't know how we survived without it. It's like a sex addiction... I'd imagine.
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Season 1, Episode 4: "Pigeon"
Lefty: Jackson was my prison bunkmate.
Vivian: Is bunkmate a euphemism for...?
Lefty: Not in this case, ma'am.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vivian: A bird with gossip. How exciting.
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Season 1, Episode 1: "Pie-lette"
Vivian: Charlotte was a nice girl.
Lily: With the exception of puberty.
Vivian: Which was when Lily was going through a change of life.
Lily: Impolite to talk about one's menopause in mixed company.
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Total Quotes: 10