Wade Kinsella Quotes
Zoe: What is our son gonna think? That he can shirk all his grown up responsibilities by batting his lashes and getting some woman to do it for him?
Wade: Well it is the Kinsella way.
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Zoe: What's going on?
Wade: Zoe, I am freaking out.
Zoe: About what?
Wade: Well I just met Chet, Magnolia's little boyfriend. This cocky, annoying little bastard thinks he's God's gift to women because he rides bulls at the rodeo.
Zoe: I have a feeling I know where you're going with this.
Wade: Zoe, he's me. He's younger me, and we have to raise one of those.
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Wade: This is insane.
Zoe: People all over the world pee in buckets.
Wade: I will still love you if I see this, but it may take me a while to recover.
Wade: Since when are radio plays fun?
Zoe: Since this is a mystery, and Wanda is the leading suspect. NCIS: BlueBell.
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Zoe: Hey you know what, I'm happy.
Wade: Good, 'cause I worked pretty damn hard last night to put that smile on your face.
Zoe: Shut up you bonehead.
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Oh my God, I'm thisclose to people calling me Crazy Wade!
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Maybe I'm not 100 percent sure that you [Zoe] wouldn't hurt me if we started things, but I know that I have never felt about anyone the way I feel about you. And I guess that I realized it's worth the risk.
Wade: I know it's not fair, but you wrecked by heart, Zoe, and I can't do this again.
Zoe: What if I promise that I won't hurt you?
Wade: I guess... I don't trust that you know how to stop yourself.
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Wade: What's going on here?
Zoe: I am here, Wade, to seduce you.
Wade: You know, most people don't announce it first.
Zoe: I just wanted to make sure you were aware of what was happening because this, my friend, is happening.
A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, but because I am no gentleman...I was at Vivan's.
Zoe: We know you have Joel! We want proof of life!
Wade: What are you doing!?
Zoe: I've seen movies.
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[To Wade] As a doctor, seriously you need medical help.Zoe
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Good news, he's not gay.Gigi
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Dating a Gainey in Bluebell is almost as bad as dating a Florida State fanAnnabeth