Popular Walter Bishop Quotes
Security Guard: Are you Dr. Bishop?
Walter: Yes. And I'm perfectly sane.
Aha, the beguiling Olivia Dunham beguiles.
I do hope we're going to the circus.
Peter: It was on Liberty Island. We closed that bridge 24 years ago. For all we know, the Observers could have invaded as well. We have no way of knowing what happened.
Astrid: Not necessarily. The universe window. Why don't we just have a look?
Walter: Of course. That's brilliant Ashcat! Ha. Peter. Help us with the window.
You asked for my theory! I never said it was flawless.
Walter: Can you get a sample of this puss piece Peter?
Peter: I always get the good jobs.
Blasted thing. What I wouldn't give for a good old-fashioned tumor-inducing cell phone.
Peter: (noting Olivia has no friends) What do you mean you don't have one? Everyone has one. Even I have one.
Walter: What's that, a spleen?
Peter: Yeah, a spleen.
Walter: Unless one suffers from asplenia, a rare genetic condition in which one is born spleenless.
Peter: Thank you, Walter.
Oh, I'm not allowed to drive. I haven't renewed my license since I got out of the mental institution.
Walter: How interesting.
Peter: Some would say disgusting.
Walter: After that, it's a simply a matter of synthesizing the impulses. Think of it as creating artificial vocal cords.
Peter: Simple. Like making an omelet.
Walter: Actually, son, a good omelet is far more complex, eh?
Walter: You know, there's something you don't know about me, Son.
Peter: What's that? That once you enter a grocery store, you never leave again? Ever?