Walter: I saw this once before.
Olivia: Where?
Walter: Brigadoon. The musical. Magical town in the forest where no one can leave. Of course that quaint, Scottish village was more hospitable than our present locale.

Oh, I'm not allowed to drive. I haven't renewed my license since I got out of the mental institution.

Fauxlivia: You're giving me a sendoff?
Walter: You may possess positive qualities that I previously overlooked.
Fauxlivia: Are you flirting with me?
Walter: In your dreams.

Fauxlivia: Oh, isn't this a party. Hey girls!
Walter: Mata Hari. Deceived and betrayed anyone yet today? It is almost lunchtime after all.

Walter: Check his crotch.
Astrid: I'm sorry?
Walter: Don't be a prude.

Walter: How about you and I share some delightful scrambled eggs, Astro.
Alt-Astrid: It's Astrid.
Walter: That's funny. You never correct me. You're not you, are you?

Which reminds me, I can't feel my urine response yet. I should probably go empty my bladder again.

Peter: I just spent the last several days with the other Walter, and I was very surprised to learn that he is not the man that I thought he was. But I am not at all surprised to learn that you are.
Walter: Is that a good thing?
Peter: Yes, Walter. It is a very good thing.

You must know that your mother was a wonderful woman. Every version of her.

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