[holding a cashew]Wilhelmina: Who on this staff would willingly eat something that's 15 grams of fat per serving?
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Wilhelmina: ...Alexis got community service. If I had known this is how the system works I'd have tried to kill more often!
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Wilhelmina: How's my baby?
Marc: I'm fine Willy. Oh Willy... you know how i get when you call me that. Oh, that baby. Gestating nicely I'm told though Christina is getting a little too comfortable at the spa. She requested a few extra days for her and her terminal Scotsman.
Wilhelmina: Make sure she's aware her contract with me specifically prohibits extra curricular womb activities.
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Wilhelmina: Oh Marc, my adorable but short sighted minion
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Marc: I'm completely lost, just tell me how to feel. Why don't you Wilhelmina: Get your lips off my ass and the DA on phone.
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Wilhelmina: Will you stop looking at me like the ghost of thanksgiving yet to come
Christina: I see an old woman all alone at a thanksgiving table set for one
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Wilhelmina: We're not out of touch with real people
Marc: I have an uncle that lives all the way in new jersey!
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Wilhelmina: Yes, Marc will escort him in
Marc: Aww i wanted to watch him mosey.
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Christina: This isn't too bad, this little tart and number
Wilhelmina: Then you wear it, I'm sure you'll be a big hit at the next convention
Christina: Oh I like this, this is perfect for your witch meeting at the covenant
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Wilhelmina: Your asking me to entertain Ted Lebob... the present of Bomart... a store that has the fashion equivalent of canned ravioli
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Total Quotes: 133
