Wilhelmina [to Connor about cleaning up goggle tans]: All you need to know is that it's expensive, illegal, and will even out your tan lines. You're not allergic to panda are you?• Show: Ugly Betty • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Wilhelmina: Marc, don't just stand there like a gay flagpole, we want to celebrate. Go get something bubbly and expensive.
Marc: It's what I live for
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Wilhelmina: Didn't we have an agreement to keep this out of the office?
Connor: We did. I came in here to pee
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Conner: I love the whole "good cop, bad cop" thing you two have going
Daniel: It's not really a thing, it's more like I'm nice and she's not
Wilhelmina: Can I help it that my balls are bigger than his
Conner: God I love this woman
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Daniel: We are not going to lose to Elle again
Wilhelmina: If we do, one of you dies
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Wilhelmina: You see the way Daniel looks at her? It's like how Betty looks at a cheeseburger
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Marc: You do not want to know what I had to do to get this... okay I'll tell you
Wilhelmina: No, no
Marc: But i had a really good quip!
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Wilhelmina: I might as well resign myself to never having a man around
Christina: I wouldn't do that.. cause uh.. you're having a boy
Wilhelmina: Really?
Christina: Yes, Wilhelmina, you're having a little baby boy
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Wilhelmina: Let's grab a drink
Christina: I'm seven months pregnant with your child
Wilhelmina: Well you can watch. I'll drink for all three of us. Come on
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Wilhelmina: One of the reasons I hired you as my surrogate is for the fierce arrogance of the Scottish people. Your entire country would be insulted if I held your hand at the doctor's office. You're our Braveheart
Marc: Our brave uterus
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Total Quotes: 133
