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Wilhelmina Slater
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[listening to jazz...]
Bradford: Alright I tried it and I still hate it
Wilhelmina: You're so white some times
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Tavares: Mrs. Slater
Wilhelmina: Do I know you?
Tavares: Uh no
Wilhelmina: Then stop talking to me
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Marc: So little Bradford keeping you up at night?
Wilhelmina: I try to nod off, but when the finish line approaches he starts hounding like a wounding beagle
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Wilhelmina: Connor, I want to apologize for my behavior. I always blackmail people when I'm nervous. It's my go to
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Connor: My guess a woman such as yourself would have a bottle of 61 single malt scotch floating around the place somewhere
Wilhelmina: 48
Connor: Perfect, older is always better
Wilhelmina: I wouldn't know, I've been the same age for years
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[after seeing Daniel and Connor fist bump...]
Wilhelmina: I will not constantly be overruled by two silly white boys

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Wilhelmina [about Bradford]: He patted my hand!
Marc: Well maybe that's foreplay
Wilhelmina: In a nursing home
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Marc: Ooh, well fill my bucket with nothing but thighs
Wilhelmina: Relax colonel, we all know you prefer nuggets
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Claire: How'd you get in here, only family is allowed
Wilhelmina: I'm your incredibly tan sister.
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Wilhelmina: fly my pretty, fly
Marc: and you thought yummy was too gay?
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Wilhelmina: Now, I know that over the years, the press has had a lot of fun at my expense. You've called me the 'meaner Hitler.' You've said that I'm completely bald and my wigs were made from orphan hair. You've had me sleeping with everyone from Madonna to JFK - only one of which is true.
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