Kat: There is a code, Will. Chicks before sticks.
Will: I thought it was Bros before hoes?

Will: You're a good friend.
Kat: And you're acting like a moron! Smarten up and be nice to Joanna.

(Joanna and Will start making out on a desk)
Will: No, wait. I want to do this right.
Joanna: Oh, we can do it all kinds of ways.

Eastwick Quotes

(voiceover) Sometimes, those with the most powerful abilities are hiding in the most unlikely places.

Bun

Chicken hands, you gonna stare at my boobs all day or you gonna buy something?

Roxie