Alicia: I'm constantly spilling it. What's the real you?
Will: Uncontrollable bladder syndrome.

Diane: Did you know we have a sex offender in our mailroom? The baritone at the Christmas party.
Will: I...I can't process that right now.

Patty: You're pregnant? I am. It happens.
Will: Are you thinking of populating a small island?

Great. We have a dictator for a client.

Oh my God. It's like being in a Woody Allen movie.

Will: Does it really matter? We all end up in the same place. All that's left is our Wikipedia entry.
Diane: Boy, you're a bundle of joy.

America does not suck. People suck.


I have great control over my face.


It looks good, being on the side of angels suing a monster.

Will: I've got your back, Kalinda. Just make sure you got mine.
Kalinda: I always have... and I always will.

Alicia: (after asking about her background check) That's not what I wanted to talk about when I asked before. It...
Will: I know what it is.
Alicia: You...? How do you know?
Will: Diane told me.
Alicia: Are we possibly talking about two different things?
Will: Diane asked you to join her at her new firm.

Will: Kalinda is to be given a salary bump over Blake's. He is not her supervisor.
Bond: No.
Will: Then we got a problem, because this is the deal. Either we bump Kalinda's salary above Blake's, or the waters won't be calmed.

Good Wife Quotes

Oh yes. It's time to kick some ass.


This is mess.