Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Will Schuester Quotes
Will: Hold on a second, Sue.
Sue: I resent being told to hold on to anything.
My father always said you'd become a man when you bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant though because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom.
Being a boy band did wonders for my love life... we started doing it once a week.
Rachel: Think we can win Regionals without Rachel?
Emma: Remember the Jamaican bobsled team? Big longshots!
We'll get you sobered up... find you some underwear. It's not too late for you.
Terri: I'm the new school nurse.
Will: But you don't have any training.
Terri: Please, Will, it's a public school.
Awesome, guys. I didn't know you had it in you. It's like somebody slipped something into your juice boxes.
Principal Figgins: Let's hug it out.
Will: I'd rather not.
Sue: I don't see that happening.
Sue: When you hear your name called, cross over to this side of this black shiny thing.
Will: That's called a piano, Sue.
Will: I can't do a song with three people.
Sue: Not with that attitude.
Will: Who's to say everything I do is 100% on the ball?
Sue: No one would say that.
Will: We can't afford this.
Terri: All we need to do is give up Applebeer's and AC for the first few summers.
