Kurt: I wanna try out for the Wicked solo.
Will: Kurt, there's a high F for it.
Kurt: That's well within my range.

Your commitment to football is about as long as your pants.

Will: Who's to say everything I do is 100% on the ball?
Sue: No one would say that.

Will: I can't do a song with three people.
Sue: Not with that attitude.

Sue: When you hear your name called, cross over to this side of this black shiny thing.
Will: That's called a piano, Sue.

Principal Figgins: Let's hug it out.
Will: I'd rather not.
Sue: I don't see that happening.

Awesome, guys. I didn't know you had it in you. It's like somebody slipped something into your juice boxes.

Terri: I'm the new school nurse.
Will: But you don't have any training.
Terri: Please, Will, it's a public school.

We'll get you sobered up... find you some underwear. It's not too late for you.

Rachel: Think we can win Regionals without Rachel?
Emma: Remember the Jamaican bobsled team? Big longshots!

Being a boy band did wonders for my love life... we started doing it once a week.

My father always said you'd become a man when you bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant though because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom.

Glee Quotes

It's not the broken dreams that break us. It's the ones we don't dare to dream.


What kid is gonna choose glee club over football? It would be ridiculous.