A lot of people don't know this, but Aly's full name is Alyson.

That's too much whisky for my frame.

Welcome to hell, Miller!

Jess: Sometimes I think I was bred in a lab to help people.
Winston: You know what else they bred in a lab? Pugs.

You know what would be nice? A wedding invitation engraved on a plate. What a magical wedding that would be.

Winston: Would you consider us adorable?
Nick: No, we're adult men. We're cute.

It's too small to be a cat hotel and too big to be pants so it can't be mine.

Actually the dance class has become more of a dance gathering.

As a cop do you think I would get anyone to do anything if I were being kind and supportive?

I adore gas station television me, myself, personally. It is the intersection between information and gas.

Science aside man you're working those jeans.

I had dibs on her since the first grade dude.

New Girl Quotes

Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.

Schmidt

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick