Favorite Winston Bishop Quotes
I'm worried about Schmidt, he's a Jew in the desert I don't want him to wander.
Winston: They call me Prank Sinatra!
Nick: No, you call you Prank Sinatra!
Winston: The phone?
Jess: I don't know...looks like a meth-head sandwich to me!
Prostitute: Aren't you a virgin, too?
Winston: Just my penis, baby. Just my penis.
Schmidt, I have to breathe because I am coaching you and also for regular life reasons.
Schmidt: I'm gonna have sex tonight. Are you two in?
Winston: Is that the way you wanted to say that?
He doesn't steal pies from windowsills! He is a real-life homeless person!
There's nothing like the feel of a fire, a fresh baked cookie and the sweet, sweet taste of crack in your lungs.
Somehow, I got on that woman's cycle of menstruation. And I got that menstruation inside of me!
That wasn't a cookie, damn it! That was a piece of his heart.
Ain't no way in hell I got a cat brothel going on in my room and I'm the only normal person in this loft.
Jess: You're too late. I'm in love. With Winston.
Winston: You know, it just got stuck up there so far, so quickly.