Popular Winston Bishop Quotes
Winston: There are parts of my butt that only a tub can clean.
Jess: Ew, but okay!
Winston: The phone?
Jess: I don't know...looks like a meth-head sandwich to me!
Winston: So nice to meet you, Mr. Kareem Abdul Jabbar. Can I sit on your shoulders?
There's nothing like the feel of a fire, a fresh baked cookie and the sweet, sweet taste of crack in your lungs.
Winston: So that means you're gonna do whatever I say?
Schmidt: I mean as long as it's gangsta...or not. It doesn't have to be.
Winston: I wanted to talk to you about the regrettable contact between Cece's...her down there and my...parts.
Schmidt: You practically shish-kebabed her.
Schmidt: I'm gonna have sex tonight. Are you two in?
Winston: Is that the way you wanted to say that?
Nick, we will talk about this in the morning. But, first, I'm gonna go do stuff with a girl
I'll be back faster than you can say, "Damn, Winston, I took care of myself already."
Schmidt, I have to breathe because I am coaching you and also for regular life reasons.
Winston: Hey Schmidt, do you mind if I use the uh...manbulance?
Schmidt: The manbulance is resting. It's getting ready for the corporate retreat.
Winston: That's cool. I'm sure the mambulance couldn't handle all of Shelby's luggage anyway.
Schmidt: What the hell is wrong with you, Winston? It could fit the luggage of 9 Shelbys. It has the towing capacity of 1,000 Shelbys.
Winston: I'm gonna be strong for you, man. You know, I really did love Walt.
Nick: He was my dad, Winston.
Winston: Yeah, but he loved me more than he loved you. He told me that.
Nick: Yeah, he told me that too, actually.