Popular Winston Bishop Quotes
Winston: There are parts of my butt that only a tub can clean.
Jess: Ew, but okay!
Winston: The phone?
Jess: I don't know...looks like a meth-head sandwich to me!
Jess: You're too late. I'm in love. With Winston.
Winston: You know, it just got stuck up there so far, so quickly.
There's nothing like the feel of a fire, a fresh baked cookie and the sweet, sweet taste of crack in your lungs.
Winston: So that means you're gonna do whatever I say?
Schmidt: I mean as long as it's gangsta...or not. It doesn't have to be.
Winston: I wanted to talk to you about the regrettable contact between Cece's...her down there and my...parts.
Schmidt: You practically shish-kebabed her.
Schmidt: I'm gonna have sex tonight. Are you two in?
Winston: Is that the way you wanted to say that?
Nick, we will talk about this in the morning. But, first, I'm gonna go do stuff with a girl
I'll be back faster than you can say, "Damn, Winston, I took care of myself already."
Schmidt, I have to breathe because I am coaching you and also for regular life reasons.
Winston: I'm gonna be strong for you, man. You know, I really did love Walt.
Nick: He was my dad, Winston.
Winston: Yeah, but he loved me more than he loved you. He told me that.
Nick: Yeah, he told me that too, actually.
You were denied a cell phone because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost!