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Girl, I got an obligation...at a...sandwich...meeting.

Winston: Nick could be your lawyer.
Schmidt: This Nick? Vivica A. Dropout?

Nobody's getting pregnant tonight!...That's the same thing I say on my dates.

Winston: That's like the president and the vice president not being best friends.
Nick: They're not best friends.
Winston: Come on, everybody knows they're best friends.

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