New Girl

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Winston: Friends don't call friends pathetic.
Nick: But what do friends do when the other friend is taking a shower with a cat?

Nick, you know what a squirrel looks like. You've been outside.

The internet said I had to stay off my feet. But then I found this wheelchair in a ditch, so...I'm ready to work out!

Coach: Remember when you sat out of the game because you were sad?
Winston: I was also cold.

Winston: Schmidt, you can't move out! Who's gonna do my fades?!
Jess: Yeah, who's gonna do his fades?!

Ain't no way in hell I got a cat brothel going on in my room and I'm the only normal person in this loft.

He's gonna have to get...it rhymes with "flute-ered."

Hello, Pica? I need a table for five. This is author Toni Morrison.

Winston: An eye for an eye, Nick; a cat for a cat.
Nick: But what's the other cat?

I needed your underwear...to sew into my underwear.

I'm staying positive, but I'm pretty sure this is where we die.

I know you're lying, and I'm hurt, but I'm gonna eat this anyway

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New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach