Winston Bishop Quotes (Page 3)
Season 2, Episode 4: "Neighbors"
Winston: They call me Prank Sinatra!
Nick: No, you call you Prank Sinatra!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 3: "Fluffer"
Winston: You, my friend, have become her fluffer.
Nick: Like in porn?
Winston: Her emotional fluffer!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 1: "Re-launch"
Jess: I got laid off.
Winston: What!?
Nick: Are you serious?
Schmidt: Obama...
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 24: "See Ya"
Winston: I'm worried about Schmidt, he's a Jew in the desert I don't want him to wander.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 22: "Tomatoes"
Winston [teasing Schmidt]: Boobies. Girls with clean hair. Models eating sliders. Bernadette Peters on a high beam. Freshly baked bread.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 20: "Normal"
Winston: So nice to meet you, Mr. Kareem Abdul Jabbar. Can I sit on your shoulders?
Kareem: Sure!
Winston: Really?
Kareem: No!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 19: "Secrets"
Nick: Schmidt...I need you to teach me to be a douchebag
Schmidt: Let's get started.
Winston: What is happening in the world?
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 18: "Fancyman (Pt. 2)"
Winston: Hey Schmidt, do you mind if I use the uh...manbulance?
Schmidt: The manbulance is resting. It's getting ready for the corporate retreat.
Winston: That's cool. I'm sure the mambulance couldn't handle all of Shelby's luggage anyway.
Schmidt: What the hell is wrong with you, Winston? It could fit the luggage of 9 Shelbys. It has the towing capacity of 1,000 Shelbys.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 17: "Fancyman (Part 1)"
Winston: You were denied a cell phone because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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