Jo: I don't want to miss out on us again? So what do you say, will you make an honest woman out of me?
Zane: In any time line, I love you Jo.
Jo: I love you.

Zane: The DoD says to take your balls and go home Major.
Major: So it does.

Jack: She's not acting like herself
Zane: Because someone hacked your girlfriend.

Don't worry, you'll un-Beeker in a day or two.

Zane: How do you know about secret passage ways around GD? You and Carter been playing security guard and sexy cat burglar?
Allison: My lips are sealed.
Zane: Thank god!

Zane: You saw her naked.
Jack: What are you six?

Fargo: it says unknown caller, what do you think the roaming charges are in space?
Zane: Answer it!

Zane: Why did I have to make these things so indestructible?
Jo: because you don't do things half-ass, even when you're being a complete ass.

I'm a felon, you're a grunt with a gun; how about we screw some expectations.

Zane: If you're at my place, then you're in my body.
Jack: Yep! You went a little nuts with the hair trimmer don't ya think?

Jack: It's the real me; Henry had to jack me in to get at my MP3s
Zane: NPC.

Zane: I bet that felt good.
Allison: It didn't suck.

Eureka Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.