Zane: Still here!
Henry: Never happier to be wrong.

Zane: Is there anything else you want to yell me about?
Jo: No, I'm good for now, maybe over dinner.

Allison: Zane, are you alright?
Zane: [In Jack's body] No! Do I look alright? I'm half scarecrow, half Andy Griffith!

Zane: If you're at my place, then you're in my body.
Jack: Yep! You went a little nuts with the hair trimmer don't ya think?

Zane: Do you think its dead?
Jack: [watches lake boil] I'm going to say no.

Zane: You saw her naked.
Jack: What are you six?

Zane: I bet that felt good.
Allison: It didn't suck.

Jack: it's ironic, no it's up bionic.. uh ionic...
Zane: Resonator, ionic resonator.

Jack: It's the real me; Henry had to jack me in to get at my MP3s
Zane: NPC.

Fargo: Gang way! [stabs flag in ground] First!
Zane: That's mature
Fargo: Douglas Fargo, first human being on Titan baby!
Grace: I don't think so, this says the atmosphere is oxegen rich.

Zane: Man, can't we talk about this
Andy: I think we're done talking.
Lupo: Agreed [zaps Andy]. Ready to get out of here?
Zane: You've no idea.

Zane: I never thought we would get here.
Jo: I guess you never know where the day will take you.

Eureka Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.