Zapp Brannigan Quotes
Zapp Brannigan: Captain's journal; Star date... uh...
Kif: April 13th.
Zapp Brannigan: April 13th... point two. We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?... Kif, I'm asking you a question!
Has my reputation preceded me or was I too quick for it?
Zapp Brannigan: So, crawling back to the Big Z like a bird on its belly. Delicious.
Leela: Birds don't crawl.
Zapp Brannigan: They've been known to.
That's the law, Leela. And Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love; hard and fast!
Leela: I would never abandon a helpless animal. Y'know, Zapp, once I thought you were a big, pompous buffoon. Then I realised that inside you were just a pitiful child. But now I realise that outside that child is a big, pompous buffoon!
Zapp Brannigan: And which one rocked your world?
Zapp Brannigan: What troubles you, Leela? Whatever it is, I'm willing to send wave after wave of my own men to aid you. Isn't that right, men?
(silence in the crew filled dining hall...)
Rogue voice: You suck!
