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Parenthood

Wheat? A kid from Wyoming? You must know something about wheat.

Camille: It was a long time before you came back to me.
Zeek: Thank God I had someone to come back to.

I don't want to listen to your mother! I'd rather listen to the air in the sprinklers!

Drew: Mom, it's not Amy. It's a spammer trying to sell me an enhancement drug for a bigger penis. That's what it was.
Zeek: Well, when life gives you lemons...

Zeek: Ah, hey chief. We gave ya baseball.
Crosby: Thanks for that.

Look it, Millie. I know you've been worried. You and me are together, it's so good. And then, I go see this doctor and he puts this grenade in my lap and says here, there ya go, here's the rest of your life, how about that.

Kristina: You should be very proud of yourself and this family. You and Camille have created this wonderful, weird and great family. And I'm so lucky to be a part of it, ya know, I can't tell ya. You know, you've always treated me like a daughter and you've always been there for me and I want to thank you for that. So thanks. You're a good dad..
Zeek: Really?
Kristina: And a good man.

Does anybody have to pee?!

Camille: Zeek, the walkies...
Zeek: One per car. Please don't lose these.
Joel: It'd be hard to.

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