Wheat? A kid from Wyoming? You must know something about wheat.

Camille: It was a long time before you came back to me.
Zeek: Thank God I had someone to come back to.

I don't want to listen to your mother! I'd rather listen to the air in the sprinklers!

Drew: Mom, it's not Amy. It's a spammer trying to sell me an enhancement drug for a bigger penis. That's what it was.
Zeek: Well, when life gives you lemons...

Zeek: Ah, hey chief. We gave ya baseball.
Crosby: Thanks for that.

Look it, Millie. I know you've been worried. You and me are together, it's so good. And then, I go see this doctor and he puts this grenade in my lap and says here, there ya go, here's the rest of your life, how about that.

Kristina: You should be very proud of yourself and this family. You and Camille have created this wonderful, weird and great family. And I'm so lucky to be a part of it, ya know, I can't tell ya. You know, you've always treated me like a daughter and you've always been there for me and I want to thank you for that. So thanks. You're a good dad..
Zeek: Really?
Kristina: And a good man.

Does anybody have to pee?!

Camille: Zeek, the walkies...
Zeek: One per car. Please don't lose these.
Joel: It'd be hard to.

You're getting a baby from a coffee cart.

I'm gonna handle it. She can't handle it. She never could! My God. A disease?!

Simon and Garfunkel are not dead. They'll live forever.

Parenthood Quotes

It's a "me" day.


Does anybody have to pee?!


Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes