Wheat? A kid from Wyoming? You must know something about wheat.

Camille: It was a long time before you came back to me.
Zeek: Thank God I had someone to come back to.

I don't want to listen to your mother! I'd rather listen to the air in the sprinklers!

Drew: Mom, it's not Amy. It's a spammer trying to sell me an enhancement drug for a bigger penis. That's what it was.
Zeek: Well, when life gives you lemons...

Zeek: Ah, hey chief. We gave ya baseball.
Crosby: Thanks for that.

Look it, Millie. I know you've been worried. You and me are together, it's so good. And then, I go see this doctor and he puts this grenade in my lap and says here, there ya go, here's the rest of your life, how about that.

Kristina: You should be very proud of yourself and this family. You and Camille have created this wonderful, weird and great family. And I'm so lucky to be a part of it, ya know, I can't tell ya. You know, you've always treated me like a daughter and you've always been there for me and I want to thank you for that. So thanks. You're a good dad..
Zeek: Really?
Kristina: And a good man.

Does anybody have to pee?!

Camille: Zeek, the walkies...
Zeek: One per car. Please don't lose these.
Joel: It'd be hard to.

You're getting a baby from a coffee cart.

I'm gonna handle it. She can't handle it. She never could! My God. A disease?!

Simon and Garfunkel are not dead. They'll live forever.

Parenthood Quotes

Amber, you know, I was two years in Viet Nam. Do you know what I thought about, what I dreamt about? Coming home, having a family, having grandkids. I dreamt you, Amber. And Haddie, and Drew, and Sydney and Max. We almost lost ya Amber. You've had some bad breaks. You're not feeling good about yourself. You didn't get into Berkeley? Well boo friggin who. You got to suck it up girl, you're a Braverman. You got my blood in your veins. If you ever do something like this again, if you even think of doing something like this again, I will kick your little butt all the way from here to the Golden Gate Bridge. You do not have my permission to mess with my dreams. Are we clear?

Zeek

Adam: What if you die, Dad. What am I going to do them?
Zeek: If I die, you take my ashes and you scatter them over center field at Marine park and then play a game of baseball over me, because I'm going out on my terms.

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes