Parenthood

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Parenthood
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(to his dance partner, Tony) I want you to know that I'm okay with the gays.

Hey Millie, I would love to dance with you.

Joel: What am I going to do; I'm going to show them how to use fabric softener properly?
Zeek: Joel, I mean really. These kids are kindergartners, you could light your own fart and they would think you were Einstein. Come on!

Zeek: We are his grandparents too, we have a say in it.
Crosby: Well, I'm his dad and I don't have a say in it.
Zeek: Oh I see, well your balls will still be here when you get back.
Jabbar: What balls?

Zeek: Got some anger in you?
Joel: Well...
Zeek: A little spirit. I like that. I don't think I've ever heard you say more than five words since I knew you.
Joel: Well...
Zeek: No really, I hear you and I see you.

Zeek: I couldn't get Adam to drink one beer with me.
Crosby: No way, if he drinks too much the stick might fall out of his ass.

Camille, I want to spend the rest of the time we have together making our lives good. I'm going to sing now.

Adam: A wise man once told me that we always have to forgive each other and not get hung up on the past.
Zeek: Team Braverman.

Zeek: Good for you for resisting when that boy, you know, was trying to get you to have intercourse with him. I'm so proud of you.
Haddie: Thanks Grandpa.
Zeek: You're welcome.

You left your sock in my house, but took my granddaughter's innocence. Here's your sock.

I'm an irrational hard ass with rage issues. Don't piss me off.

When it comes to testosterone, the Braverman men are blessed with an abundance of riches.

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Parenthood Quotes

Singer 1: Does your cat like his food?
Singer 2: Or does he push it away with his little paw and act really rude?
Singers: Meow, meow, meow, that's a sound of a hungry cat...

Does the not father want to cut the cord?

Nurse Natalie

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes