Favorite Zoe Hart Quotes
Zoe: You really put yourself out there, I was so scared that it wouldn't work and that we wouldn't have anything in common that I kind of sabotaged it. But the thing that I realized was that I like you Wade Kinsella. I really like you. And who knows maybe there's a chance you and I could be happy together. But we'll never know unless we try.
Wade: What are you saying?
Zoe: What I'm saying is that would you maybe consider being my for real out in public, everyone knows about actual boyfriend?
Earl: Paintin' your girlfriends house? That's sweet.
Wade: [To Zoe] He's a drunk! Okay?
Earl: I may be a drunk but I'm not deaf. He talks. Blah blah blah Zoe. Blah blah blah Zoe. Blah blah blah Zoe. Zoe, Zoe, Zoe...
Zoe: I ran over a man with my car.
Shelley: When did you get a car?
Let's just say I finally understand what R. Kelly has been singing about all of these years...
Wade: Oh, Joelle and I were just playing a game of strip 8 ball.
Zoe: Oh, that sounds fun. Hey, Joelle you can count to 8?
Joelle: I can count to 1.
Have I mentioned that I am Doctor Harley Wilkes' daughter? I'm like a townie by blood.
They don't like my New York flag, they don't even like my shorts.
Zoe: I'm just going to pull over up here...
[Wade leans into kiss Zoe]
Rose: ROAD TRIP!! WOO HOOO!!
If that line ever works for you, tell that poor girl to come to my office so I can dispense her some medicine.
Well for someone who is annoyed with me and definitely, positively doesn't want to sleep with me, you spend awful a lot of time at my house without a shirt.
It takes a lot of marshmallows to get any nutritional value. Plus it's almost been 24 hours since I've had sex with Wade, it's either this or smoking.
Zoe: Hey can I take your syrup to my place for later?
Lavon: Yeah.
Zoe: Wanna know why?
Lavon: NO!
