Zoe Hart Quotes
You want me at your wedding, almost as much as I want to go to your wedding.
Wade: Oh, Joelle and I were just playing a game of strip 8 ball.
Zoe: Oh, that sounds fun. Hey, Joelle you can count to 8?
Joelle: I can count to 1.
Lavon: I couldn't sleep last night. Saw something that upset me.
Zoe: Was it Wade and Joelle making out on his porch again? That woman kisses like she's eating corn.
How about fire ants in his underwear drawer? That'll leave a mark.
Zoe: Well, do you think you could be done with him by 11?
Joelle: Why?
Zoe: Oh, man, this is awkward. I thought Wade told you. See, all that fighting we do, it's foreplay. Tell Wade I am sorry I let the cat out of the bag. But, still, if you could be done with him by 11 that would be fantastic.
Lavon: Zoe, Wade just text me, he says it's an emergency. You need to go home.
Zoe: As if I 'm gonna fall for that. Nice try Wade. Lavon, text him back and tell him to blow it out his wazoo.
They don't like my New York flag, they don't even like my shorts.
Gigi: You defended a fanny pack.
Zoe: I know, that was weird.
Zoe: I ran over a man with my car.
Shelley: When did you get a car?
Have I mentioned that I am Doctor Harley Wilkes' daughter? I'm like a townie by blood.
If that line ever works for you, tell that poor girl to come to my office so I can dispense her some medicine.
Okay, we don't get ticks in New York City. Kind of like how you guys don't get movies not made by Michael Bay.
