Zoey Barkow Quotes (Page 4)
Season 1, Episode 10: "Ring Finger"
Zoey: What's larger: morbidly obese or super obese?
• Rating: Unrated
Zoey: You and Eddie are really cute together.
Jackie: I am not afraid to kill you in front of a priest.
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Season 1, Episode 9: "Nose Bleed"
Zoey: I haven't been able to go all day.
Jackie: Zoey, you can't talk to me when you're peeing.
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Season 1, Episode 7: "Steak Knife"
Zoey: Can I at least take the knife out?
Jackie: No, Zoey. Never remove a foreign object protruding from a patient. The surgeon does that, you understand?
Zoey: (whispers) But it's so tempting.
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Jackie: Zoey, come here. Put your hand on here. Hold it firmly.
Zoey: I can do that. Sorry, I'm just saying I could do more important things here.
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Season 1, Episode 5: "Daffodil"
Zoey: Nights are different.
Jackie: Yes. More stab wounds, more drunks, less nutjobs, less children. Okay, you prioritize by condition. Gunshots, stabbings, cardiac arrest followed by bleeders and shallow breathers.
Zoey: Shallow breathers. Got it. What about someone who can't breath at all.
Jackie: They are already dead. They go to the waiting room.
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Zoey: I can't believe she took the money!
Jackie: Yeah, but bulls**t like that comes in all the time, clogs up the waiting room, slows everybody down. Wasn't even my 20, I got it off a dead guy in the morgue. (Zoey looks at her) Just kidding, Zoey, just kidding.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 2: "Sweet-N-All"
Zoey: I'm not sure that I can do this. I mean I... You and Mo-mo, you're all so good at what you do. And the doctors... Oh my God! They're healers. And this place is so amazing. I got into nursing because I wanna help people, and I'm afraid I'm just slowing you down.
Jackie: What's this about? Nobody ate your muffins? You found an ear in the toilet? So what? You know what this job is honey? This job is wading through a s**t storm of people who come into this place on the very worst day of their lives. Just so you know, doctors are here to diagnose, not heal. We heal. All saints is in the business of flipping beds. That's it. End of story. The fact that you have even the slightest inclination to help people puts you miles ahead of 100 percent of the population. So stop crying, okay? Buck up. If you need to cry, go do it in the ladies' room. Is that clear?
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
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