Chelsea and I had a fight. I'm sorry to hear that, did you wan...
Charlie: Chelsea and I had a fight.
Alan: I'm sorry to hear that, did you want to talk about?
Charlie: I just did. Now go sleep on the couch.
Alan: Wait, if you and Chelsea had a fight, why do I have to sleep on the couch?
Charlie: You ever hear of crap rolling uphill?
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 10: "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
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- Eric Hochberger