Jerry: Clarinet?
Homer: No.
Jerry: Oboe?
Homer: No.
Jerry: Saxophone?
Homer: No. Wait a minute, what was that last one again?
Jerry: Saxophone.
Homer: (Recalling) Lisa, stop playing that stupid...saxophone! Yes, that's it!
Jerry: Alto or tenor?
Homer: D'oh!


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Homer Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 8: "Lisa's Pony"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 8 Quotes

Marge: Homie, how long do you plan to do this?
Homer: I don't know. How long do horses live?
Marge: Thirty years.
Homer: D'oh.

(While hearing Lisa's bad saxophone playing) Sounds like the gopher I caught in me lawnmower.

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