Thursdays 8:30 PM on CBS
Two-and-a-half-men

Charlie [about Kandi]: Congratulations, Alan, it looks like you've officially boinked her brains out.
Alan: Okay, so she's not overly sophisticated.
Berta: Sophisticated? She's two marbles rolling around in a tin can.
Alan: Hey, hey, she's got a great heart, she's warm and loving, and she genuinely cares for me.
Berta: I stand corrected... one marble


Unrated
Show:
Episode:
Characters:
, ,
Related Quotes:
Two and a Half Men Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 19 Quotes, Charlie Harper Quotes, Alan Harper Quotes, Berta Quotes
Added by:
Added:

Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 19 Quotes

Alan: Jake, what are we going to do? You've really fallen behind this year.
Jake: I know, I think it's a delayed reaction to your divorce.
Alan: Oh?
Jake: Yeah, it took awhile, but my teachers have finally stopped feeling sorry for me

Jake: We had a surprise test today.
Alan: And?
Jake: I was really surprised

x Close Ad