Congratulations, Alan, it looks like you've officially boinked h...
Charlie [about Kandi]: Congratulations, Alan, it looks like you've officially boinked her brains out.
Alan: Okay, so she's not overly sophisticated.
Berta: Sophisticated? She's two marbles rolling around in a tin can.
Alan: Hey, hey, she's got a great heart, she's warm and loving, and she genuinely cares for me.
Berta: I stand corrected... one marble
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper, Berta
- Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 19: "Golly Moses, She's A Muffin"
- Two and a Half Men
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