Dad, do you hear voices? Yes, I hear voices, although I'm try...
(Bart fills out Homer's psychiatric form for him.)
Bart: Dad, do you hear voices?
Homer: (Annoyed) Yes, I hear voices, although I'm trying to watch TV.
Bart: (Checks "yes") Check. Are you quick to anger?
Homer: (Upset) Bart! Shut up, or I will shut you up.
Bart: (Checks "yes") Check. Do you wet your pants? Hmm, well I guess if that was an occasional accident.
(Starts checking "yes" to every question.)
- The Simpsons
- The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 1: "Stark Raving Dad"
- Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson
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- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger