Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer! His boots are ivory, his hat ...

Lisa: Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer! His boots are ivory, his hat is ivory, and I'm pretty sure that check is ivory.
Homer: Lisa, a guy who's got lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low.


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Characters:
Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 17: "Bart Gets an Elephant"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 17 Quotes

Moe: Hey Clinton, get back to work!
Bill Clinton: Bite me.

Marge: (referring to Stampy) Homer... it looks like it could gore.
Homer: (chuckles) It does look like Al Gore.

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