Damnit Charlie, get out of that water! We need to go after him...
Berta: Damnit Charlie, get out of that water!
Alan: We need to go after him.
Berta: Don't look at me! I just ate, I gotta wait a half an hour.
Alan: Well I just took a shower and washed my hair, this is leave in conditioner.
Berta: What about Jake?
Alan: Jake's at this mother's.
Berta: Maybe we should give him a call.
Alan: There's no time!
Charlie [comes back soaking]: Water's really cold.
Alan: Just so you know we were about to come get you.
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16: "Tinkle Like a Princess"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper, Berta
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