Evelyn: Desperate?
Charlie: Like a gold fish in the leaky bag.


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Characters:
Charlie Harper, Evelyn Harper
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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3: "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 Quotes

Charlie may be prickly and crusty on the outside, but inside he's all soft and gooey,.. kind of like a pudding-filled cactus.

Alan

Alan: It was just a one time thing. Actually a two time thing, once was in the shower.
Charlie: Well that is where you've been practicing.