Ryan: Did you eat my sandwich?
Wilfred: Because I'm a dog, right? I can only imagine what you'd say if I was black.

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Any chance we can get an audio clip of this?

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Wilfred: She was wearing a g-string in this one. Ryan it was so real.

Being happy is just like being gay. It's a choice, that's why they mean the same thing.