Elaine: Did you get a haircut?
Jerry: Nope. Shower.


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Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

I don't return fruit. Fruit's a gamble. I know that going in.

Jerry

Jerry: He's a doctor. You gotta pay what he says.
George: Oh, no, no, no. I pay what I say.