Did you know that gay used to mean happy? When I was growing up it meant "lame." And now it means a man who makes love to other men. We're all homos. Homo sapiens.

Michael

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I got them a toaster. They called off the wedding and gave the toaster back to me. I tried to return the toaster to the store, and they said they no longer sold that kind of toaster. So now my house has got two toasters.

Stanley

Michael: I call everybody faggy. Why would anyone find that offensive?
Toby: I think Oscar would like it if you just used "lame" or something.
Michael: But that's what faggy means!