Two and a Half Men

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Alan: Did you see how happy Jake was to be spending the night away from me?
Charlie: Why'd you say that, because he jumped out of the car while it was still moving?


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Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 12 Quotes

Charlie: Anyway, last night I am out with my stupid, lame ass brother.
Dr. Freeman: Sounds like you you've got some anger towards him...
Charlie: Oohh, you're good

Dr. Freeman: Let's take the time to talk about your feelings towards women.
Charlie: Nope.
Dr. Freeman: Would you rather we talk about your childhood?
Charlie: Nope.
Dr. Freeman: Father?
Charlie: Dead.
Dr. Freeman: Mother?
Charlie: Killed him.
Dr. Freeman: Would you like to discuss that?
Charlie: We just did.