Mary Alice: (opening voiceover) It is often said that confession is good for the soul. No one knew this better than a certain blonde who had been confessing her sins to Father O'Malley once a week since she was a child. As the years had passed, much to Father O'Malley's dismay, a theme began to emerge... (Flashback: Edie is in the confessional.) Edie: I seduced the cable guy again. (Flashback: Edie is in the confessional.) Edie: I'm having an affair with a folk singing duo. (Flashback: Edie is in the confesional.) Edie: Last week I let Rabbi Lipman get to third base. Mary Alice: And once she had been forgiven, Father O'Malley would tell Edie Britt to go out into the world and sin no more. Unfortunately for Edie, temptation seemed to be... (Present: Edie walks into Mike's hospital room.) Edie: Hello there. Mary Alice: ...everywhere.