Cheryl: Do you ever laugh?
Jerry: Not really. Sometimes, when I'm in the tub.
Cheryl: That's so sad. What do you do?
Jerry: I'm a comedian.


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Jerry Seinfeld
Episode:
Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 15: "The Visa"
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Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 15 Quotes

Yeah, well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate! So I throw one inside, a little chin music put him right on his pants, because I got to intimidate when I'm on the mound. Well, the next pitch, he's right back in the same place! So I had to plunk him.

Kramer

Jerry's whole life revolves around Superman and cereal!

George