Do you have a key in your shoe? No, no. I have a bunion that's...

Andy: Do you have a key in your shoe?
Ron: No, no. I have a bunion that's practically it's own toe. Normally the pain howls through my loafers like a banshee on the moors, but these past three minutes its been reduced to a faint growl.


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Ron Swanson, Andy Dwyer
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 9: "The Camel"
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Parks and Recreation
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We really need better security here. We also need better, less offensive history.

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The mural that normally resides here is called The Spirit of Pawnee, and it's very controversial. We've had someone throw acid at it, tomato sauce. Someone tried to stab it once.

Leslie
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