Charlie [about Jake at Evelyn's]: Do you realize that he did in one night, what we could never do in a lifetime?
Alan: He broke her.
Charlie: He spit her out and chewed her up.
Alan: It was beautiful


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Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
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Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 23: "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 23 Quotes

Jake [about spending night at grandma's]: What did I ever do to you?
Alan: It's not a punishment.
Jake: It's not a prize. I'm calling Mom

Evelyn: Good Lord, are you picking your nose?!?
Jake: I had to. There was stuff in it.
Evelyn: And just where were you planning to put it?
Jake: I didn't really have a plan