Waiter: Do you want your first tip back?
Larry: No.
Waiter: Okay.
Larry: I'd like my second tip back.


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Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes

Becky: You ate the baby Jesus and his mother Mary.
Larry: I thought they were animal cookies.
Becky: Jesus Christ is not an animal!
Larry: I thought he was a monkey.

Mary: Kill him, Joseph, kill him!
Larry: Shut up, Mary!

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