Doug, I told you to stop pre-tagging patients! It's a slow day...

J.D.: Doug, I told you to stop pre-tagging patients!
Doug: It's a slow day in the morgue.. nothing's written in stone!
J.D.: You wrote a Time of Death!
Doug: I wrote 1-ish!


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Characters:
J.D., Doug Murphy
Episode:
Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3: "My Day at the Races"
Show:
Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 Quotes

Elliot: Why don't you just move into my place?
J.D.: Oh, great, then we'll be two losers under one roof.

As for me, I could overcome any obstacle, as long as I had Elliot and her ridiculously strong thighs beneath me.

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