Lisa: Dr. Reid, we think it is lame that you give Keith preferential treatment. We're filing a complaint with Dr. Kelso.
Elliot: Oh, ok sure well you know what? You guys can tell Dr. Kelso whatever you want cause all he's gonna hear are the facts. I'm sleeping with Keith, he gets his schedule shifted and he gets the most interesting cases. Who wants 20 bucks? (The interns raise their hands) Well, that's not gonna work. I don't have that much money.


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Elliot Reid
Episode:
Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14: "My Own Personal Hell"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 Quotes

Lonnie: Yar. (The Janitor popsicles him) God! Why?
Janitor: You combined "you" and "are". "Yar". It made no sense.

Turk: Hey White Shadow.
J.D.: That's not my handle.
Turk: Hey Gizmo.