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Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves The Situation, and if you don't love The Situation, I'm gonna make you love The Situation.

Mike (The Situation)

Rating: 4.4 / 5.0 (7 Votes)
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Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

I don't give a f**k if you're fat, you're ugly, you're 45 years old. I'll dance with ya. I think it's hilarious.

Vinny

You have your penis pierced. I love it... I just saw your penis.

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