Everyone. Okay, I have an announcement. Apparently in business s...

Everyone. Okay, I have an announcement. Apparently in business school they don't teach you how to operate a toaster oven. Because some smart, sexy temp left his cheese pita on "oven" instead of timing it for the toaster thing.

Dwight

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Character:
Dwight Schrute
Episode:
The Office Season 2 Episode 4: "The Fire"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

Yes, I was the first one out. And yes, I've heard "women and children first." But we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace by law. So if I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands.

Michael

Dwight: Fire! This is not a drill!
Phyllis: You say that every week.
Dwight: Do you want to die?
Oscar: Relax.

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