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Citizenship Extractor: You are aware that citizenship extraction renders your birth certification and citizenship null and void?
Citizen: I'm aware.
Citizenship Extractor: Extend your arm through the indicators and bite down on the sanitized bit. Scan your wrist to accept the release. Please hold still. This may sting a bit. [Citizen screams in agony] Once extracted please toss your bit into the receptacle.