First of all, that little boy loves you. And second of all, just...

First of all, that little boy loves you. And second of all, just cause your wife decides she doesn't want to sleep with men, it doesn't make you a bad husband, though I wouldn't brag about it.

Charlie [to Alan]

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Character:
Charlie Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 3: "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
Show:
Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Jake: Uncle Charlie hasn't met Porky yet!
Charlie: I don't suppose that's a Rubenesque nineteen-year-old girl?
Alan: Porky's his pet guinea pig.
Charlie: You're bringing vermin into my house?

I don't even know how my wife is going to be a lesbian. She hates oral sex—hates it

Alan
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