Charlie: Get out
Alan: What are you talking about, this is my car
Charlie: I'll buy it from you, how much?
Alan: Are we talking blue book because I just put on a new tire?

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Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 Quotes

Alan: Name three things you would change about me
Charlie: Your personality, your wardrobe and your address
Alan: Thank you
Charlie: Your voice, your face and again your address
Alan: Alright, alright
Charlie: Your haircut, your fruity little workbook and your address
Alan: Just needed three
Charlie: Come on, we're healing. Your cheapness, your smug arrogance, and your address

Charlie: Why can't you just sneak in candy like a normal cheapskate?
Alan: I'm way ahead of you, i still have these left over from last Halloween